Assuming ass is required, the following 22 results were found.
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Why Japanese TV Suckshttps://japanatron.com/blog/japan/show-biz/10053-why-japanese-tv-sucks
Donatelli, "right now is the Golden Era of Television." I soon realized shortly after moving to Japan that Japanese TV sucks ass. Let me explain the primary reasons... No Budget Japanese TV producers are either given no money to make a decent show or...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: Show Biz
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F-U Facebookhttps://japanatron.com/blog/other/general/10037-f-u-facebook
that we could more easily connect and keep in touch. Then it was MySpace. And now it's Facebook. These sites are a pain in my ass. It's like a day job keeping them updated and approving retarded friend requests. No thanks. I've got enough bullshit to...
- Type: Article
- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General
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My roommate is a brilliant genius scientist. Most of the time he's pretty cool, but sometimes he's literally a pain in my ass. This is episode 1 of a potentially continuing series.
- Type: Article
- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: Videos
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system must support a resolution of 1920x1080--"Full HD." The system must be small form factor and quiet. I don't want a fat-ass noisy desktop connected to my TV. I don't need TV recording features (e.g. a TV tuner card). I'll try to get it as...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: IT
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I am the Office Farterhttps://japanatron.com/blog/other/general/10091-i-am-the-office-farter
on and so forth. What am I, you ask? Why, I'm the Office Farter. It's a pleasure to meet you. My body (more specifically, my ass) has the unfortunate characteristic of spewing gas every minute of every day of my existence. I think my ass has an extra...
- Type: Article
- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General
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a short list of survival tips for other Westerners finding themselves imbued with overwhelmingly Japanese coworkers. Lie Your Ass Off You will be asked many many times how old you are, if you have a significant other, where you're from--and in extreme...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General
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Religious Freakhttps://japanatron.com/blog/other/general/1004-religious-freak
for his site simply stumble upon mine. In rare cases, I'll even get email from his readers thinking I give a flying rat's ass about what they have to say. What follows is an email conversation I had with one of my brother's readers. We'll call her...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General
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Facebook Reject Buttonhttps://japanatron.com/blog/other/general/10059-facebook-reject-button
I'm so bummed because Facebook doesn't have a satisfying reject button to deny friend requests. They only have an "ignore" button. The closest I can get is to block the person and report them as a spammer. That sounds a tad excessive, though. I guess...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General
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email server built on Ubuntu server and Zimbra. Out of the box Zimbra includes impressive spam & virus filtering—ClamAV, Spam Assassin, spam training, and DNS blacklisting. It was a handy arsenal that I appreciated since it's far more tedious and...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: IT
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the thumbscrew. 2. Balance the camera on the tilt axis. * This is the motor attached to the camera plate. It's a pain in the ass because you have to keep removing the camera to access the allen screws. In my case this was the holy grail of the balancing...
- Type: Article
- Author: Japanatron
- Category: General
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afforded me the privilege of aggressively implementing a minimalist Zen lifestyle. Thank you, Japan. You can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but I still love you. I'd like to share some things I've learned along the way that have both allowed for space...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General
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いい冗談https://japanatron.com/ja/oyaji-gag/47-2008-03-06-07-13-03
日本語で "this morning" は? 日本語で "every morning"は? "this morning, every morning"は? 今朝毎朝 今朝毎朝 今朝毎朝 --> "Kiss my ass!"
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: 親父ギャグ - なぞなぞ
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Why I Hate the Apple Storehttps://japanatron.com/blog/other/it/10149-why-i-hate-the-apple-store
it like a moron trying to figure out how to pay. No registers. No checkout. Just a big brushed-aluminum party with a bunch of assholes in black shirts. I ask this douchebag how to pay, and he says someone will help me soon. Oh, and I'm sweating like a...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: IT
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Why Linux is Coolhttps://japanatron.com/blog/other/it/10147-why-linux-is-cool
1992. It's the grunge rock of operating systems. Not only is it free, but its weighty buzz is all through word-of-mouth and grassroots communication channels. Instant respect is given to Linux users because its indy, flannel-wearing image asserts...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: IT
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setup make it near useless. A few examples: Why can't I move files? I always have to copy, then delete. What a pain in the ass. Apple cultists say “Oh! It's dangerous to move files, so the Apple gods have disabled that in your best interest.” It's also...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: IT
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from around these parts." We health-conscious Californians naturally give those smoking out-of-towners the evil eye, while assuming they're super-rich to afford them in the first place. Or maybe they bought their cigarettes in Japan. My central...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General
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Take Off Your Shoeshttps://japanatron.com/blog/japan/general/10092-take-off-your-shoes
American. Why? Because it's nasty--incredibly nasty. It's like eating a poopy sandwich washed down with a cool, refreshing glass of an old man's urine. It's THAT nasty. Trust me, it makes a huge difference. The soles of your shoes are covered in dirt,...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General
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making my longing for a real USA sub all the more tender and wistful. Long story short, Japan's Subway Sandwich totally sucks ass, and USA wins this one hands down. Here's why... The Price If I remember correctly, a basic footlong sub in the USA is...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General
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Japan's Smoking Addictionhttps://japanatron.com/blog/japan/general/10083-japans-smoking-addiction
incumbent prime minister Hatoyama and his new government have been working to pass legislation that will place a 100-yen tax on each and every pack of cigarettes sold in Japan. I was shocked this wasn't done 10 years ago. Japan has a major problem with...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General
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I'll have to kill any and all personal interest in what others think of me. I needn't be bothered with the feeling of embarrassment at making an ass out of myself. If I fail to get a laugh or entertain others, then no harm done. I have learned something...
- Type: Article
- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General