2. It's wet.
3. You have to drink it.
4. You have to bathe in it.
5. It always makes you have to pee.
6. It always makes you have to pee when you can't get to a bathroom.
7. It flows through you so fast that you're pertetually in the state of having to pee.
8. It makes your belly all big and squishy.
9. It sloshes around in your tummy.
10. It messes up your hair.
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