Assuming gas is required, the following 5 results were found.
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I am the Office Farterhttps://japanatron.com/blog/other/general/10091-i-am-the-office-farter
Office Farter. It's a pleasure to meet you. My body (more specifically, my ass) has the unfortunate characteristic of spewing gas every minute of every day of my existence. I think my ass has an extra set of lungs and/or a rocket propulsion system. As...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General
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tower. The lift will bring your car back to you after paying the fee. Some of the lifts even resemble a Ferris wheel. Getting Gas There are loads of gas stations all over the country. The most common type is the traditional full-service station, which...
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- Author: Japanatron
- Category: General
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I start farting continuously. The restaurant is soon filled with the noxious fumes of my half-digested Thai garlic shrimp ass gas. How is my farting any different from a smoker puffing away? It's ironic that Japan with its ultra-polite image can't wean...
- Type: Article
- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General
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How To Look Awesomehttps://japanatron.com/blog/other/general/10098-how-to-look-awesome
to attract other awesome people to you. Drink lots of water. You expend a ton of water by looking awesome. Refill the gas tanks often with plenty of H2O. Hygiene goes a long way. This may soundobvious, but simple hygiene like taking showers, doing...
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- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General
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Test the breeze before going spray-crazy. Trust me--you don't want this stuff blowing back into your face. Better yet--wear a gas mask or something hard-core. * I also spray it on my balcony railing. It couldn't hurt, right? In fact, spray it all over...
- Type: Article
- Author: Mondaiji
- Category: General