Everything I Touch Turns Brownhttps://japanatron.com/blog/other/general/10060-everything-i-touch-turns-brown

23 June 2009 I highly recommend this store if you share in my affliction. I've made good progress: My sofa, chairs, carpet, socks, bath towels, sheets, guitars, condoms, pajamas, laptop, pans, toilet paper, and balcony are my new favorite color. The only outstanding...

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• Author: Mondaiji
• Category: General

Things My Parents Did Righthttps://japanatron.com/blog/other/general/10017-things-my-parents-did-right

31 January 2009 got to hang out with cute girls all day at rehearsals. They got to shower with each other and snap their asses with wet towels. Made Me Clean My Room Maybe it's because my mom is a math teacher, but whatever the reason, she's anally tidy. However,...

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• Author: Mondaiji
• Category: General

Nov 2005 - F'd Up Drink Machines and Spicy Curryhttps://japanatron.com/blog/japan/countryside/10033-nov-2005-fd-up-drink-machines-and-spicy-curry

12 April 2009 about 500 times before finally giving up and trying another machine. I went back soon after for another refill and saw towels everywhere around that "broken" machine. Shop staff were even mopping the floor. Whooops! I think I did that. It reminded me of...

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• Author: Mondaiji
• Category: Countryside

How to Survive Driving in Japanhttps://japanatron.com/blog/japan/general/10331-how-to-survive-driving-in-japan

28 August 2015 while you can relax. Other services that you can expect from your attendant include taking out your trash, giving you wet towels for cleaning your dashboard, assisting you as you get back on the road, or giving you a soothing body massage (just...

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• Author: Japanatron
• Category: General