Back in the day it was Friendster. All my friends emailed me imploring me to join so that we could more easily connect and keep in touch. Then it was MySpace. And now it's Facebook. These sites are a pain in my ass. It's like a day job keeping them updated and approving retarded friend requests. No thanks. I've got enough bullshit to sift through just being a member of YouTube.
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